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Frankenpimp\u0027s Revenge: The Romeo And Juliet Massacre Scaricare Film
Taking place in the vicious bowels of Verona City, N.Y. USA..a corrupt, brutal and dystopic (but, kooky) metropolis , called Verona City...Cartoonist/Author and Adapted Screenwriter: Romeo Montague (the alias of the re-animated, man-made android: Patient Zero, aka The Ghoulfinder), a skilled, (but, faded, bloated and drunken) mutated former vampire-slaying hit-man/ ex-pimp and ancient relics collector , returns in this campy, erotic sequel to the popular TWI Studio underground cult-classic: "Frankenpimp (2009)"; to fight Rico (aka Ah Puch..aka Green Eyes), a jive-ass super-pimp, possessed by an evil, ancient South American demon. With his star-crossed bad-girl, ex-hooker/secret agent girlfriend: Julie Capuletti, they run into an assortment of weird, eerie and colorfully erotic characters, in the kooky U.S. metropolis of Verona City, N.Y. and his sexy, ghoulish, buxom bloodsucking star-beast minions.
The free preview of this movie in chapters on Vimeo cost me nothing but my time and I still want a refund and my time back. Actually I shouldn't use the term movie so loosely because this doesn't qualifya movie at all. Everything about it is Z-grade quality but it's not the kind of thing that's even enjoyable to watch because it's so bad it's funny, it's just so completely terrible and poorly attempted that it's hours of boredom.
The movie is super long because these people don't even have a basic understanding of editing. They just drone on and on in nonsense scenes that don't create any plot or tell us anything anyone would care to know.
The picture quality is such zero grade quality that I can't believe people are actually shooting with such butt poor cameras it really looks like it is shot on a VHS camcorder like my dad used to shoot family thanksgiving videos when I was a kid. The picture quality is seriously less good than the quality you get with any video recording you take with your phone and I am not exaggerating. It is grainy and blurry with zero lighting and even worse than that.
The sound quality or lack of it is ditto awful. Guaranteed the only sound they recorded was with whatever old garbage camera or phone they are using. Again I am not exaggerating when I say it seems like they taped this with a first generation phone like the old flip phones that came out that were the first ones to record video at all. You can't understand what they are saying half the time and even when you can they don't make sense anyway. The audio is so bad that it is constantly annoying.
The green screen is also first generation awful like the very first home version of a green screen program available on a PC or like an app on your phone.
The titles are awful and not even spelled right half the time and this is not an artistic choice it's obviously just that the film makers really are this completely incompetent.
Some of the female actors are cute but there is almost no nudity and none of them have any acting ability at all. All the male actors are hideous to look at and have even less acting ability to the point where it seems obvious three ugly guys decided to pretend to make this movie to trick good looking girls to come over and wear sexy clothes.
Even the supposedly sexy parts are ruined by the terrible camera work and lighting.
The props are laughably bad and again it's not funny because it's bad it's just that they tried to make a movie and were too cheap to invest anything in props or wardrobe let alone sound, lighting, cameras or editing equipment.
Just amateur level garbage from start to finish. Don't waste your time and definitely don't give a dime to these morons because it might encourage them to try again. The only thing these film makers should be encouraged to do is to not quit their day jobs at the 7/11.
Whoever made this please don't, you have only embarrassed yourself by making this and the fact you are so obviously ripping off the Frankenhooker name to try to trick people into watching your home movie garbage is infuriating.
Just a cheap ripoff designed to trick people into buying it. I hope Frankenhooker sues the talentless ripoff hack who made this.
So glad I checked out the trailer before buying. Pathetic and looks like it was shot on a very out of date camera with almost no resolution and the sound is like it is taped in the bottom of a well could not hear most of it.
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