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The captivating crime-fighting trio who are the masters of disguise, espionage and martial arts. When a devious mastermind embroils them in a plot to destroy individual privacy the Angels, aided by their loyal sidekick Bosley, set out to bring down the bad guys. But when a terrible secret is revealed it makes the Angels targets for assassination.
Three women, detectives with a mysterious boss, retrieve stolen voice-ID software, using martial arts, tech skills, and sex appeal.
Charlie's Angels is a B movie trying to pass as a blockbuster action flick. It is not a blockbuster, not is it even a B movie. Big names do not a film make, the names in this case being Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu (as the angels), Bill Murray, Sam Rockwell, Tim Curry, Luke Wilson, Matt LeBlanc, and Tom Green. Add in a contemporary rock and pop soundtrack, a load of mindless action, and a good movie will come out the oven, right? Wrong. To paraphrase James Bond, Wrong, Dead Wrong. One more star, rapper LL Cool J, has a cameo at the very beginning, he is lucky enough to exit quickly and walk away unscathed.

Supposedly 18 writers were used for the script. That is embarrassing. It is not so much the dialogue that stinks which it does, but the situations in which the story takes place. At one point there is a midair rescue of guy free-falling without a parachute, which reminds me of an equally moronic sequence at the beginning of "Moonraker." We see the angels dance in pointless nightclub scenes (Diaz), dress as belly dancers (Barrymore and Liu), deliver telegrams dressed as school-girls while their pal Bosley (Murray) plays the tuba, and lecture software employees about new ideas in the style of Nazi Gestapo (Liu). One protracted section shows pointless scenes of the angels at play with their de facto boyfriends; no significant plot movement happens. Its sole purpose is to waste ten minutes of film.

While they are not doing this, they are involved in harebrained action pieces. Bullets fly at them and they dodge them with flips that are only possible in the matrix. Of course, their entire fighting style could only exist in the matrix. After one such scene, Barrymore even dances to the soundtrack, which at its best sounds like level tunes from a Mega-Man game.

There is even a tribute to "Mission Impossible" involving a software vault with ultra-tight security. This includes pressure sensitive floor pads that sound an alarm at any contact over a quarter second. Since the pads never deactivate, even after the outer security has been passed, we surmise that the techs can only cross it by doing cartwheels. Diaz tries that tactic out, although she touches the ground for well over a quarter second in the process without sounding the alarm. That company needs to hire an electrician.

Are we, as thinking people, supposed to find these silly, boring scenes entertaining? Maybe, if you are a teenage male who calls footage of the angels flashing skin and doing utterly stupid work entertainment. If entertainment can be derived from the fighting, the viewer is required to care about the outcome, which is not an easy task. What a pity that three attractive and talented actresses would choose to reduce themselves to this.

Bill Murray tries to be comical as Bosley, but he is not given any humorous material. Sam Rockwell completely falls flat as the villain, and Tim Curry's brilliance is swallowed up in the meaningless pomp and circumstance. Luke Wilson was cast as comic relief, but neither he nor or anyone else is funny. If there is a more annoying and unfunny actor than Tom Green, I don't want to see him. He makes Andre Braugher look like Sean Penn.

I always try to find positives in bad films, but I can't think of any in this one. I suppose it is to be expected when the director feels he is too cool to use his birth name.

Oh! there was one scene where Drew Barrymore is bound to a chair with duct tape drawn over her mouth. As she helplessly watches the villain ascertain the location of Charlie, she begins to cry. So bad was this movie that it brought out the masochist in me and I actually enjoyed her anguish. This is thin gruel indeed even for escapist summer entertainment. It's not enough to have attractive players. An incoherent plot, no character development, no sense of believable motivation, require too large a suspension of belief on the audience's part. Yes, the young ladies and young men have lovely bodies. That point is made ad nauseam. And, er, that's it.
What's on screen is a hash, though it may very well be the most comprehensive catalog of male erotic fantasies in one single film.

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