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In the far future, humans explore and colonise space using ridiculously deadly, moon-sized trains - 'Astro Locomotives'. They're operated by 5d3b920ae0

Title: Astroloco: Worst Contact
Genre: Adventure, Indie
Developer:
Hungry Planet Games
Publisher:
Hungry Planet Games
Release Date: 11 Mar, 2016

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astroloco worst contact

Witty British point-and-click misadventure featuring space mechanics, space pirates, space trains and space train drivers.. It says it's a game. What I played was an 8 bit movie that pretends to be a game. If I wanted to sit and watch something, I'd go and just turn on the tv. Games aren't the place for this sort of thing.. Neat pixel art adventure game that pokes fun at itself and similar adventure games with a moderately fun, British humour. Pretty quick to beat but the content makes it somewhat worth the price. I'm looking forward to a sequel if the dev team comes down to announce it someday.. A fluffy (is that even the correct way to use that word here?), fun story about a mechanic and a pilot with lots of pixel sex. Kidding. There's only a little bit of pixel sex. Kidding again. There's a scene with a planet with a giant hole in it. Naughty.. Astroloco: Worst Contact is a point and click adventure styled after 16-bit advneture games. That being said for the price I can't not recommend this game. Its fun, slightly funny (off beat humor) and casual as can be. Pros: 1. Easy to learn controls 2. Slight humor makes some more tedious tasks enjoyable 3. Best 16-bit graphics that 32-Bit can render 4. FUN!! 5. Price Cons: 1. No widescreen options limited to 4:3 ish scales 2. Cut Scenes 3. Limited controls for volume, screen, and controls (once again point n click) 4. Has option to mute commentary (not Bad) but then I have to read all the Voices aloud when I'm let's Playing it.. Worst Contact is very interesting with a lot of easter eggs and it is very funny finally The Developer in my opinion has a very excellent creative art.. Good games to kill 3 hours.. It says it's a game. What I played was an 8 bit movie that pretends to be a game. If I wanted to sit and watch something, I'd go and just turn on the tv. Games aren't the place for this sort of thing.. Genuine British humour! I laughed more with this $5 game than with many $50+ standup comics. Aproximate quotes: - ATTENTION PLANET, PREPARE FOR PENETRATION! [Female pilot goofing arround on loudspeaker, toward what she believes to be an uninhabited planet] [Planet gets poundered. Turns out planet was inhabited. Hostile reply from the planet population, who refer to the ship as a "Death Machine".] - Our first impression could have been better. [Onboard computer pointing out the obvious on a unemotional voice.] - You should consider taking those diplomacy classes ma'am. [Onboard computer, later on.] - Don't you think it's unsafe to store missiles in a living complex? [Engineer] - Nope! [CEO] - What are you cooking? . Seriously, smells like something died in there.. It's a short and silly adventure game. The trailer is a good representation really. It's story-heavy and the puzzles aren't particularly taxing although I did get stuck at one point because an obstacle wasn't really an obstacle. Its main goal seems to be humour, and it made me laugh a lot so it's done its job! There's even a joke in the options screen that made me chuckle. It looks like a programmer has drawn it in MS Paint. Mostly that's fine, it's a comedy game after all, but the characters do look a bit out of place being so pixelly. The voiceovers are fine I think, though I'm not picky. Took me about 3 hours to play through - there are achievements you could aim for, but I'm not really interested in replaying to get them. I enjoyed playing it once, but a second time wouldn't really add anything.

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