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Centuries ago, Baron Wolfgang MacLaren vanquished the Vampire Queen Carmilla in the remote Cragwich; however, before decapitating the evil vampire, she curses the locals and descendants of the baron, swearing that every woman would turn into a lesbian vampire on the eighteenth birthday. On the present days, the clumsy and naive cuckold Jimmy is dumped again by his girlfriend Judy and misses her. His best friend Fletch is fired in his job of clown after hitting an annoying boy. The two friends are broken and decide to camp in the countryside to forget their problems, and Jimmy throws a dart in a map in a pub to decide where they should go. They head to Cragwich and when they arrive in the bar Baron's Rest, they see four hot girls leaving the place in a Kombi. The innkeeper offers the old Mircalla cottage in the woods for them, the same place the girls will lodge. Meanwhile, Lotte, Heide, Anke and Trudi have trouble with their van and Jimmy and Fletch reach them in the forest and they offer a ride to the guys to the cottage. They introduce themselves as students of folklore and they are researching the Vampire Queen Carmilla. When Fletch believes that he will have a night of beer and sex with three sexy girls and Jimmy and Lotte have a crush on each other, the cottage is surrounded by a group of lesbian vampires that vampires intend to use Jimmy and Lotte's blood to bring Carmilla back to life. They are abducted by the vampires, but Fletch escapes and meets Reverend Vicar that tells him that Jimmy is a descendant of the baron and only hope to stop the evil curse of Cragwich.
Jimmy has been dumped by his girlfriend (again) while his friend Fletch has just lost his job as a children's entertainer for having a fight with a child (again). The two of them are looking for cheering up and decide to go to Ibiza for sun, sea, music, alcohol, sex and more. Unfortunately neither can afford it so they randomly decide on a place in England to go hiking instead. They pick Cragwich, a small village in Norwich but feel vindicated when they meet a group of stunning girls who have also decided on the area as part of a road trip. Things look promising and perhaps both men would get lucky, were it not for a centuries old curse which sees all the girls of the village become lesbian vampires when they turn 18 years old.
All I know about Corden and Horne is what I have gleamed from the critics. Apparently Gavin & Stacey is brilliant and Lesbian Vampire Killers is the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of man – it is pretty much that simple so we are told. I have heard that they are suppose to be the Morecambe & Wise of this generation and perhaps that is true because, like M&W, whatever worked for them on television doesn't appear to work when it comes to the cinema. I watched this film very aware of the kicking that all the critics gave it when it came out in the cinema earlier this year. Nobody really had a good word to say about it and I did wonder if it wasn't case of the critics deciding to go to town on the film and enjoy the chance to go wild on a bad film rather than write about average ones. LVK doesn't deserve the hammering it got but it certainly is not a film that the majority of viewers will see much value in.
It is telling that one of the few papers that gave this film a positive review was The Sun, because it is very much the sort of humour that will appeal to those that consider that (and The Mirror, The Daily Star etc) to be the best place to get their news. To be more specific within the group of "Sun readers", LVK is targeted squarely at readers of Nuts and Zoo – the men's magazines which focus on soft core nudity, sports and other things men like reading about. In that regard the film is a limited success because the broad crude humour, lesbians that draw their stereotypes from pornography, silly gore, gormless blokes who love beer and lots of young women kissing other young women. Those looking to have those boxes ticked as simply being present will be pleased. Sadly, for the rest of us, none of these boxes are ticked beyond that level. The broad humour is not funny – I didn't laugh once. The gore is messy but has no fear associated with it, nor does it have any sense of dark humour to it. Meanwhile, the lesbian cheap thrills offered by the trashy title are weak and are unlikely to even titillate the most horny teenage boys.
In terms of cast nobody comes off well, although the main two are not as bad as some would say. Indeed the problems with Corden and Horne is with their material, not just with them – although their "blokey" act wears thin long before the film ends. McGann is so-so but at least is a bit amusing. Meanwhile the various young ladies are attractive enough and used as basic eye candy for the masses – nothing more than that for them to do here. Writers Hupfield and Williams are the main people to blame though as, instead of a smart modern horror spoof, they deliver us a script full of nonsense, laced with homophobia and crudity and with the comedy left to the side.
Lesbian Vampire Killers is not the worst film in the world, in fact, to some sections of the audience, it will be an hilariously irreverent comedy. This will be a very small, laddy and teenage section of the audience though because there is little for the casual viewer. No wit, practically no laughs, nothing to titillate, nothing to excite, nothing to be scared of. The best thing about it is that it is only about 80 minutes long – but with nothing to show for that time, even that feels much, much longer than it deserved to be. This movie is NOT meant to be taken seriously, if you're looking for a good-to-mediocre B movie that has the potential to be comparable to Shaun of the Dead, then watch this movies. It is what the title says it is.
There are lesbians, there are vampires, and there are lesbian vampire killings. This movie is meant to be funny, though there are a few annoying plot holes, but don't worry, they're not that important anyway, they're all in the end so I won't spoil it for you.
The humor, the practical spoofing of serious horror movies in general, the mediocre acting, make this movie a great B-Movie film. So don't take life so seriously when you're watching this film!
Now stop reading this babble and watch it!
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