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Teenage friends Cindy and Leah have decided to leave their abusive homelives behind, stealing Cindy's father's car and setting out on the road to freedom. On the way, they meet up with a sleazy guy named Tank who invites them up to his place. As Tank showers, the two girls decide to take off, stealing Tank's wallet and his car. His car, however, happens to contain $2 million from a bank job he just pulled off, and Tank is now rather intent on tracking the pair down and reclaiming what's his.
The eminently huggable blonde doll Leslie Ackerman (the wide-eyed hick chick ingénue in "The First Nudie Musical") and equally cuddlesome brunette Sandy Serrano are disarmingly sweet and appealing as Cindy and Leah, a pair of teenage runaways who can turn all the guys' heads with effortless ease. Fed up with their grim dysfunctional families, Cindy and Leah hit the road in search of a better life. Trouble occurs when they encounter lecherous no-account mobster "Tank" McCall (a juicy slice of premium grade ham by familiar corpulent character thesp Mel Welles, a regular in numerous Roger Corman films of the 50's and 60's). The girls make off with Tank's beloved Cadillac, not knowing that there's a hot $2 million stashed in the trunk. Tank's flunkies (played by ace fast car drivers Speed Stearns, Gary "The Fastest Man Alive" Gabelich and Ron Ross; the latter also helmed the expectedly destructive crash 'em and smash 'em up automotive action sequences) and the cops alike give chase.

Welles directs this delightfully inane 70's outdoor picture show piffle with the same light, playful touch and able sense of goofy fun which made his sublimely silly "Lady Frankenstein" such a top-drawer trashy treat. The flimsy and sloppy, yet busy and colorful script by "Drive-In Massacre" scribes John Goff and George "Buck" Flower mixes tacky melodrama, lowbrow bawdy humor, dirty pun-laden dialogue, and dippy dimestore chase action thrills into an engagingly loopy, rambling and off the cuff messy free-form digressive brew that eschews basic firmly focused narrative thrust in favor of rickety, what the hell, just go with the freaky flow style gonzo improvisation. Bill Davis' lovably clunky cinematography (like, dig those freeze frames, split screens and dizzying cutaway shots, man), a choice soundtrack of wonderfully crummy rock tunes, Jim Glitter's funky-jamming blues and country-laced score, the winningly tart chemistry between the naive, mopey Ackerman and the more worldly and brassy Serrano, and the general sense of carefree abandon round off the weirdly alluring attractions to be found in this likeably inconsequential duffball flick. Two teenage girls go on the run from dodgy boyfriends and dirty old men alike. However, when they cheat a gangster out of a lot of money, things start to get interesting..

..Except that's a complete lie. Nothing in this wretched motion picture in any way, shape or form could be described as interesting. In fact, this is as far gone from that word as you're ever likely to get. I can imagine couples at the drive-thru thirty years ago splitting up over it, furtively arguing about who's dumb idea it was to watch this crap. Yep, it could have meant the death of a whole new generation.. and it's just a movie. The screenplay consists of the two girls talking about life, love and other such codswallop while travelling across America. They meet a dumb bloke who wants to bone them both, and fleece him for everything he's worth. Then of course we have that terribly original sub-plot about Mr Mafia..

Oh God, I can't go on. Believe me, you don't know hell until you hear Leslie Ackerman and Sandy Serrano's vapid conversations. They succeed in making Paris Hilton sound like Albert Einstein, and what's worse is they take up 95% of the film. Yep, the director is labouring under the misapprehension that we would rather hear about the two wench's growing pains than them cavorting naked together in a hot tub. He actually thinks he is making a serious film, where we can actually care about these underwritten characters who are so shallow you couldn't drown an ant in them. To which I respond by pointing at him and laughing out of pure contempt. The next Spielberg? I think not. I'd even say Ed Wood had more talent. At least you could have a good laugh at his stuff..

I have nothing more to say. Go home. Oh, and if you happen to see a skinheaded chap in an Iron Maiden T-shirt on your way back, flipping a pound coin in his hand and with an evil grin on his face, tell him I'd like to have a word. It's something to do with a film he recommended I try. It won't take long, honest.. *SHARPENS A KNIFE*.. 0/10





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