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It is June of 1997. In 72 hours, Hong Kong will return to Chinese rule after 150 years as a British-ruled colony. Marcus Ray and Tommy Hendricks are sales reps for V SIX Jeans, and they are enjoying life in Hong Kong in this time before the island nation's transition back to Chinese rule. While Tommy busily prepares for the latest fashion show, Marcus is off looking at knock off goods -- imitation watches, jewelry, and baby dolls, in which his longtime friend Eddie Wang and his Hong Kong associate, Skinny Wang, are involved. When Marcus and Tommy's supervisor Karen Leigh arrives and informs them that much of their last shipment of jeans was filled with knock off imitations, the two can't believe her, but they agree to help in raiding a warehouse to prove their innocence. After a violent encounter that involves local police Ling Ho and Lieutenant Han, Marcus eventually learns that Tommy is an undercover CIA agent, and so is Karen. Meeting with their boss, agent Harry Johansson, Marcus learns of a conspiracy involving the Russian mafia and their attempts to smuggle tiny, but highly explosive "microbombs" to the worldwide terrorist black market. And these are bombs that explode into green flame when detonated. Marcus, Tommy, and Karen set out to stop the conspiracy and figure out who's behind it.
A Hong Kong fashion designer (Jean Claude Van Damme, if you can believe that billing) who had previously been involved in knock offs of major label merchandise, such as "Pumma" running shoes, attempts to go straight with the help of his new partner (Rob Schneider), who is secretly an undercover CIA agent involved in an investigation of the black market. Their main product, jeans, is involved in the knock offs, which brings a representative (Lela Rochon) of the American company to investigate. Paul Sorvino also appears as the head of the CIA operation in Hong Kong. However, just as Schneider is not as he initially seems, everyone in the film switches roles by film's end.
Did Richard Simmons make you cry? Communism got you down? Why not trash Van Damme? Sure, no one gives a damme that this movie was incredibly directed. The fight sequences are amazing, and van damme hasn't missed a beat. He rocks.
When a friend and I can't find any movies that interest both of us at our local video store, we usually just try to find the worst action movie we can and get a few chuckles. Naturally, anything with Van Damme is instantly a contender, and after reading the first line on the back of the box and seeing the words "counterfeit jeans" we were sold. In no way were we prepared for the cinematic abortion that we would witness. Van Damme's character appears to be (I say appears to be because the plot was nonsensical, even with obvious overdubs contained to explain gaps in the narrative) a salesman who pushes blue jeans. His business partner Rob Schneider is on first appearance a patently offensive mincing homosexual, though for some reason in all his later scenes he no longer displays any of these tendencies (other than a ridiculous scene where he smacks Van Damme's ass with an eel from the back of a rickshaw). In the early scenes, characters show up with no attempt to explain who they are and we move from a warehouse full of counterfeit goods to, for some reason, a rickshaw race. Here one gets a full sense of just how thoroughly his senses are about to be assaulted. Tsui Hark jams this puppy with as many unnecessary camera tricks as he can, including one in this scene where we see Van Damme's tennis shoe blow out from the inside. There is no way I can do this film justice by describing it, but suffice to say that many ludicrous, idiotic action scenes follow. Anytime someone dies it's especially hilarious. Lela Rochon and Paul Sorvino show up, the former basically just pointing her tits at the camera and the latter appearing to recognize how idiotic the movie is and hamming it up; listen to his "scream" in the second of the three scenes in which his character is apparently killed off. Do yourself a favor and check this movie out.
It's amazing how boring an action movie can be when there's absolutely no point to all of the sound and fury.

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