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A bacteriological weapon developed by the US Government to create a super soldier - spreads an epidemic in a quiet little town in the middle of Eastern Europe. All citizens have been turned into infected zombies. The plan is to bring an atomic bomb into the city's nuclear plant to pretend a terrible accident occurred. No one has to know the truth. A team of mercenaries is hired to complete the mission. The battle is on. Hordes of monsters against the team. WHO WILL SURVIVE?
Some kind of secret US weapon turns the inhabitants of a Romanian town into zombies. The squad sent in to deal with this clustermug are just preposterous. The worst of them, and it's hard to pick, would be the ginger ninja woman who has clearly not had even five minutes training on how to hold her weapon and instead strikes what she undoubtedly thinks are 'dramatic' poses.
The sniper, who supposedly killed 300 men from the same position, uses a bolt action rifle that looks like it last saw service circa the Korean war. I could go on. None of them are actually any good at what they are supposed to be the best at, the sniper for example gets ambushed within 4 seconds of setting up his gun. In total the entire squad expends just over 20 rounds between them before running out of ammunition.
This really is poor. I always watch every movie to the end but in this case I just couldn't do it. What a waste of good effects. The lowest point has to be the president with his thick German accent played by none other than Ewe Boll. Here is how he introduces himself:
"Hi! Ya, it is me. The president. Perhaps you are remembering me?" he says and later wittily adds "Ah I should be having sex with prostitutes! Perhaps I should just press ze red button." I lasted about another 30 minutes before hitting the off button.
Even if you love zombie films don't waste your time, this is just moronic. This is my first review and I have written over a thousand here on IMDb in which I don't know what to write. This was a really bad flick with stupid situations.
For example, when the zombies do attack some of the defenders are just talking about there lives without helping the rest of the gang to kill some zombies. The killings itself are really tame. My wife entered the room while watching it and she stated, aaaa watching another zombie flick but it all looks so tame, where's the gore or blood. Go figure that one out. My eleven year old daughter even watched it a moment and said, is that all the fuss about The Walking Dead, had to say to her, this isn't TWD but a stupid waist of time. The girl with her Japanese skills never had blood on her swords when she stabs the zombies. Not only that, the zombies being shot was done CGI and have a look toward the zombies, they looked more like some kind of creatures, no zombie look at all. But I almost never turn off a flick and I must say, I was rewarded for not doing that.
Once the flick is over we see a shot of a mansion, nothing to do with this flick at all but there lays the reward, the camera moves in straight to the pool full of scantily clad girls and naked wobbling juggs. So if you ever come across this massacre skip towards the last 5 minutes and enjoy those titties, even as it is clear that some are two-a penny fake tits clearly to see in the close ups of the titties.
Gore 0/5 Nudity 1/5 Effects 1/5 Story 1/5 Comedy 0/5
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